TOP SECRET AGENDAS

Here's what we're really up to.

WORLD DOMINATION

Our top secret agenda: World Domination. It's not as hard as it sounds.

Join us, or face the wrath of the Doomsday Device.

Our middle-secret agenda: Global Cheese Supply Chain Control.

Because, let's be real, cheese is the key to world peace.

Our lowest secret agenda: Undermining the economy.

Because, who needs financial stability, anyway?