Altitude: 1000 ft (305 m)
Latitude: 37.7859° N, Longitude: 122.4194° W
Approximate Population: 10,000,000
Weather: Mostly Sunny with a high chance of Awkwardness
Local Time: 14:30 PM (UTC-8)
Recommended Outfit: Comfortable Sneakers, Apathy-Inducing Sunglasses