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Secret Beaches of the Damned

Warning: do not attempt to visit. Seriously, don't do it. You will be caught, tortured, and forced to listen to an endless loop of elevator music.

Located on a remote island, accessible only by a treacherous 3-day hike, this beach is a true marvel of natural beauty. But don't be fooled, the locals are a bit...testy.

Subpages:

Meet the Locals

Elevator Music of Despair