Welcome to the Secret Cat Society
Where secrecy and felines converge.
Membership benefits include:
- Access to our exclusive catnip lounge
- Discounts on cat toys and scratching posts
- A chance to participate in clandestine cat-related research studies
Our Mission
To promote the art of feline subterfuge and the pursuit of cat-related knowledge.
We are a non-profit organization dedicated to the advancement of cat science and the betterment of cat-kind.