Secret Family History

Our Family Tree

Meet the patriarch of our family, Great-Great-Grandfather Reginald McSnively III. A man of many talents, including but not limited to:

• Master of the ancient art of Extreme Ironing
• Expert taxidermist
• Professional snail trainer
• Accomplished accordion player (with a penchant for polka)

And his wife, Great-Great-Grandmother Bertha McSnively, who was known for her:

• Expertise in Extreme Pothology (the study of potholes)
• Passion for competitive pie eating
• Abilities in Extreme Croquet (a game of skill and strategy)

Together, they had 12 children, each with their own secrets and talents.

Meet Child 1: The Great Escapist Meet Child 2: The Master of Disguise Meet Child 3: The Extreme Knitter Meet Child 4: The Professional Line-Stander Meet Child 5: The Expert in All Things Fuzzy Meet Child 6: The Master of the Ancient Art of Sock Puppetry Meet Child 7: The Extreme Croquet Champion Meet Child 8: The Professional Sock Drawer Meet Child 9: The Expert in Extreme Folding Meet Child 10: The Master of the Ancient Art of Extreme Pencil Sharpening Meet Child 11: The Extreme Ironer Meet Child 12: The Professional Extreme Baker

Family Crest

Our family crest features a stylized representation of a snail on a unicorn's back, surrounded by a halo of flames, symbolizing:

• The McSnively family motto: "Per aspera ad astra" (Through thorns to the stars)
• The McSnively family values: perseverance, cunning, and a good sense of humor

Famous McSnively Family Members

Meet some of our more notable family members:

• Great-Great-Grandmother Mildred McSnively, known for her extensive collection of vintage door knockers
• Cousin Reginald McSnively II, a renowned expert in Extreme Croquet
• Aunt Bertha McSnively, a skilled practitioner of the ancient art of Extreme Pencil Tapping