Welcome to the Secret Garden of Discontent

A place where the flowers bloom, but not in a nice way.

We're a little bit of a mess, a lot of fun.

Visit our Bad Taste Garden, because who needs good taste, anyway? Lost Socks: A Garden for the Missing and the Forgotten Bizarre Vegetables: Because Carrots just won't do. Overly Ambitious Garden, where we're always trying too hard. Overly Enthusiastic Garden, where we're just too excited for our own good. Lost Ideas: A Garden where we plant them and forget about them. Overly Competitive Garden, where we try to one-up each other. Overly Perfectionistic Garden, where we're just a little too good. Join one of our Secret Societies, if you're feeling really, really secret. Secret Agendas, where we plot and scheme and generally be devious.

(Warning: Our garden is not suitable for children. Or adults. Or anyone, really.)