Secret Handshake 3: The Unhinged Frenzy Edition

Initiation rituals are afoot! Come for the handshakes, stay for the whispered secrets.

Requirements for membership:

• Know the secret password (hint: it's not 123456)
• Perform the chicken dance on the first full moon of the winter solstice
• Write a 5,000-word essay on the importance of proper hand-holding techniques

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