Welcome, intrepid adventurer. I'm afraid we've run out of the good stuff. The secret ingredient, that is. It's a bit of a pickle.
However, I'm told that our rival, Zesty's Sauce Subpages, has managed to acquire an infinite supply. I'm sure they'll be happy to share... or not. They're a bit of a sore winner, that one.
In the meantime, you might find our Alternative Recipe Subpages to be of some use. Or, you know, just for kicks.
If you're still looking for answers, try Legend of Secret Ingredient X for some, you know, legend.