By order of the Illuminati, we have received word that the secret ingredient in the new 'Galactic Gloop' smoothie is... REALLY REALLY CHEAP!
Further investigation revealed that the manufacturer, Zorvath Inc., has been using an industrial-strength blender to mix the Gloop, but the CEO, Zorvath, has refused to comment on the matter.
Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story!
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