Secret Ingredients 2: More Stuff to Put in Your Food

Because you clearly need more stuff in your life.

Caviar for Your Cereal

Why settle for boring old milk when you can top your breakfast with the finest caviar? It's the key to a sophisticated start to your day.

Turkey Bacon for Your Turkey Burger

Why have one meat when you can have two? Add some extra turkey bacon to your turkey burger for maximum flavor and minimal effort.

Unobtanium for Your Smoothie

Don't just blend, add some unobtanium to your smoothie. It's the perfect combination of flavor and existential dread.