Today we're going to teach you how to keep a secret. It's not as easy as it sounds, but don't worry, we've got this.
First, you need to learn how to keep your hands from shaking with excitement when someone asks you a question about the secret.
Next, practice your "non-committal" face in the mirror. You know, the one where you're not committing to anything, but still somehow managing to look suspiciously interested.
Now, let's move on to the real challenge: maintaining eye contact while avoiding eye contact at the same time. It's all about the subtle art of "see-through" vision.
Click here for Task 2: Eye Contact Fencing, where you'll learn how to parry, riposte, and disengage with confidence.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, head to Task 3: The Art of Saying Nothing, where you'll discover the ancient secrets of the Zen master of silence.