Wherein lies the secret of the ages? It's a question that has plagued philosophers for centuries. But here, in this hallowed hall, we have the answer.
The Society of Secret Messages, a gathering of the most discerning and enigmatic individuals, has long been the bastion of cryptic communication.
Our members, each a master of the subtle art, convene in secret chambers, exchanging coded missives and sharing the latest in clandestine gossip.
But be warned: only those who have proven themselves worthy may join our ranks. The rest, you will find yourselves... elsewhere.
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