Why Join the Secret Society?
Because you're clearly a person of discerning taste and a thirst for adventure. Our society is not for the faint of heart, but for those who crave:
- Free access to our exclusive underground network
- Regular shipments of artisanal, hand-pressed caviar
- Early access to new, untested, and highly-flammable trends
- Unbeatable opportunities for clandestine business ventures
Still unsure? Ask yourself:
- Are you tired of being seen as "normal"? Join us and be seen as "mysterious."
- Do you crave a sense of purpose beyond mere mortal bounds? We have that.
- Are you prepared to face the consequences of our collective madness?