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According to our highly untrustworthy sources, it is said that the cat in the basement is secretly a sentient being with a penchant for 80s rock music.
We cannot verify the accuracy of this information, but we can confirm that the cat has been known to play the harmonica.
Further investigation will only lead to more questions, but we encourage you to proceed with caution.
Please do not attempt to interact with the cat. It is a highly unpredictable entity.