Warning: the following study may cause drowsiness, confusion, and increased likelihood of hitting the snooze button repeatedly.
Our research team has conducted an in-depth study on the effects of pressing the snooze button on productivity. We've found that pressing the snooze button increases productivity by 300% in the short term, but decreases it by 200% in the long term.
Our study involved recruiting 50 participants who were asked to press the snooze button for exactly 5 minutes, 3 times a day, over the course of 2 weeks.
Results:
| Participant | Pre-Snooze Time Spent on Task | Post-Snooze Time Spent on Task |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 10 | 20 |
| 2 | 20 | 40 |
| 3 | 30 | 60 |
Our study clearly shows that pressing the snooze button is a viable productivity hack. However, we must note that it's only effective when used in moderation. Prolonged use may lead to permanent damage.
For more research on the subject, visit our Easter Egg 2 page.