Subpage: Advanced Technique 2 - Secret Productivity Hacks

Technique 2: The Power of Inefficiently Multitasking

By applying the principles of Chaos Theory, we can harness the energy of inefficient multitasking to boost productivity by 300%!

This technique requires you to:

• Start 17 new tabs in your web browser
• Play 5 video games simultaneously
• Write 3 emails to your aunt
• And remember, do not eat a sandwich while doing any of the above, or risk Risk Management failure

Remember, the key to success is to never close a tab until you've reached Technique 3: The Art of Tab-ception.