Chapter 1: Caffeine Overload
Step 1: Drink a whole pot of coffee. No, wait, make it two pots. And then drink the pot that's still in the pot.
Step 2: Add an extra shot of espresso. Or three. And a dash of Red Bull.
Step 3: Stare intensely at your computer screen until your eyes water.
Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until you're convinced you're a human version of The Human Torch.
Step 5: Take a 3-hour nap, but only after you've accomplished exactly 27 tasks on your to-do list.
Chapter 2: Caffeine Overload Variations
For the truly adventurous, try:
- Caffeine laced eye drops for that extra kick!
- Caffeine infused IV drip for the ultimate productivity rush!
- Or, for the truly masochistic, try a Caffeine enema for that special kind of pain!