Welcome, adventurer! Are you tired of the same old save-the-world quests? Do you want to save the multiverse from certain destruction? Look no further than this comprehensive guide to the most obscure, most hidden, and most utterly useless quests in the multiverse.
Bureaucratic Red Tape Quest - Get bogged down in a sea of paperwork, only to discover that the real enemy is not the villain, but the form 27B/6.
Cereal Killer Quest - A quest to rid the multiverse of all the soggy, crunchy, and corn flake-based villains.
Sock Puppet Quest - Uncover the dark truth behind the world's most beloved sock puppets, and save the multiverse from their evil grasp.