In a world where breakfast is a battlefield, the Fjordian Frittata of Fury is the ultimate morning meal. This recipe is so secret, so sacred, that only those with the highest of security clearances are granted access.
Gather the following ingredients:
- 4 eggs, beaten into submission
- 1 cup Fjordian Fjordsalad (a.k.a. sauerkraut)
- 1 cup shredded cheese (preferably of the finest imported Fjordian variety)
- 1/4 cup Fjordian Fjordsauce (available only on the black market)
Instructions:
- Mix the eggs, Fjordsalad, cheese, and Fjordsauce in a large bowl, stirring until the ingredients are well acquainted.
- Pour the mixture into a Fjordian Frittata form and bake at 350 degrees F for 20 minutes, or until the eggs are set and the Fjordsauce is bubbly.
Side effects of consuming this recipe may include:
- Excessive confidence in one's ability to take on a room full of Fjordian Frittatas
- Uncontrollable urge to shout 'Fjordian Frittata, Fjordian Frittata!' at random intervals
- Temporary paralysis of the culinary arts, requiring a minimum of 4 hours of therapy