Who are we?
We are an elite group of individuals united by our love for unnecessary words. Our mission is to craft sentences that say the same thing, over and over, with slight variations in syntax.
How can I join?
Simply click here to submit your application. Be warned: our screening process involves a rigorous analysis of your ability to rephrase the same sentence 17 different ways.
What is the best way to use our services?
We offer a range of services, including:
- Unnecessary word repetition: We'll repeat a sentence for you, 10, 15, or 25 times, depending on your needs.
- Redundant phrase construction: Our experts will craft sentences that say the same thing, just with slightly different words.
- Obscure vocabulary insertion: We'll add a few extra words to your sentences that no one will ever understand.
How much does it cost?
Our prices are as follows:
- Basic: $10 per sentence
- Premium: $20 per sentence (includes 3 free rewrites)
- Elite: $50 per sentence (includes 5 free rewrites and a complimentary copy of our bestselling book, "The Art of Saying the Same Thing, Over and Over")
Please note that prices may vary depending on the length of the sentence and the level of redundancy required.