It's your birthday, and you're feeling extra special today! But don't get too comfortable, because it's also the day when everyone else is judging you for your taste in party hats.
Here are the methods to make this day truly unforgettable:
Give the gift that keeps on giving... and judging. A tacky, neon-pink sweater with a built-in whoopee cushion.
Read more about the Over-the-Top Gift
Bust out the boombox and blast some tunes that are guaranteed to get you arrested by the neighbors.
Learn more about the Birthday Bash
Treat yourself to an entire weekend of binge-watching reruns of your favorite soap operas and eating Cheetos for every meal. It's not a party, but it's better than therapy, right?
Discover more about the Self-Care Sunday
Give the gift of a good ol' fashioned tantrum, complete with door-slamming and pillow-throwing. It's a birthday classic!
Learn more about the Gift of Gas
And that's not all, folks! Stay tuned for more methods, or don't. We're not really sure what we're doing here.