Secret Santa Mission Statement

Welcome, agents. You are now part of a secret organization known as "Jolly Saint Nick's Secret Santa Squad." Our goal is to bring joy and laughter to the holiday season while maintaining a veil of secrecy.

Our mission is to infiltrate the homes of our targets, leaving behind a trail of festive cheer and an occasional hint of confusion. We use advanced stealth tactics, including but not limited to:

• Discreetly leaving a small gift on the night of the winter solstice.
• Mastering the art of disguise, including but not limited to: elf ears, fake mustaches, and an impressive array of holiday sweaters.
• Utilizing our knowledge of human psychology to carefully curate a selection of gifts tailored to each individual's unique tastes and interests.

Our motto: "We see you when you're sleeping, we know when you're awake, and we'll leave a gift on your doorstep."

For more information on our operations, visit the following links:

• Secret Santa Protocol
• Advanced Stealth Tactics