Secret Sauce Recipes

Page 3: The Most Elusive Sauce of All Time

Here's the third and final installment of our Secret Sauce series, where we reveal the recipe for the world's most sought-after condiment.

Warning: Do not attempt to recreate this sauce at home. The consequences of failure are severe.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of moonlight
• 1/2 cup of pureed dragon fruit
• 3 drops of essence of unicorn tears
• 1 pinch of stardust

Combine ingredients in a 4D-printed mixing bowl. Stir clockwise for 7 times. Serve on a bed of black velvet.

Proceed to Page 4 for the Secret Sauce Variations, or Go to Page 5 for the Secret Sauce Conspiracy Theories.