The Order of the Golden Toaster

Founded in 1975 by a group of disgruntled appliance enthusiasts, our secret society has been toasting to the world's eccentricities ever since. Meet the members:

Bob Dylan - Our resident 1960s folk hero
Steampunk Sam - The society's chief inventor of steam-powered appliances
Jeans Jeanne - Fashionista extraordinaire and founder of Toaster Chic
Lemon Lassie - The society's official lemon-juicer-in-chief
Steve Jobs (aka Steve-0) - The Apple founder who single-handedly funded our toaster collection

Our motto? "Rise above the ordinary, toast to the extraordinary."

Learn more about our mission