Article 1 Do not, under any circumstances, use the phrase "The Big Lebowski" in a sentence. Submit a Petition for Clarification

Article 2 All members are required to attend weekly meetings at precisely 3:14 AM on Tuesdays. View Meeting Minutes

Article 3 Do not, under any circumstances, use the term "society" in a sentence without first referencing "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen". Learn more about The League

Article 4 All new members are required to complete a 500-page application form in triplicate. Download Application Form

Article 5 The Society has a strict no-pajama policy. All members are expected to wear a three-piece suit at all times. Learn more about our Dress Code

Article 6 All members are required to maintain a minimum of 37 different personas at all times. Seek Help for Multiple Personality Disorder