Our Mission
We are a group of highly trained, expertly aged individuals dedicated to the pursuit of the finest, most exotic cheeses. We have infiltrated the world's most prestigious fromageries, gathering intelligence on the latest and greatest cheeses.
We use this knowledge to create and execute the most daring, most audacious cheese heists the world has ever seen.
Join us, and together we'll make the world a gouda one, one wheel at a time.
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