From: The Council of Illuminated Ones (The CIO)
Date: March 30, 2023
Subject: The Great Cheese Scheme
To: The Inner Circle
Dear Members of The Inner Circle,
We have reason to believe that our rivals, The Order of The Golden Gherkin, are plotting against us.
We require your immediate attention and participation in our counter-attack. Details of the plan can be found in Memorandum-2.
Please report any suspicious activities or sightings of The Golden Gherkin to The Council of Illuminated Ones.
Yours in the fight,
The Council of Illuminated Ones.
Best regards,
The Council of Illuminated Ones
Confidentiality Note:
Destroy this document after reading. Do not share with non-members. Do not eat the cheese.
© 2023 The Council of Illuminated Ones