Acorn Au Gratin

This classic dish is a staple of every self-respecting squirrel's repertoire.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup acorns
• 1/2 cup cream
• 1/4 cup cheese
• 1 tablespoon butter

Instructions:

1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees.
2. Butter a 9x13 inch baking dish.
3. Mix acorns, cream, and cheese in a bowl.
4. Pour mixture into dish and bake for 30 minutes.
5. Serve hot, garnished with a sprinkle of paprika.

Squirrelly Good Soup

This hearty soup is a favorite among squirrels of all ages.

Ingredients:

• 2 cups water
• 1 cup carrots
• 1/2 cup celery
• 1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley

Instructions:

1. Boil water in a pot.
2. Add carrots and celery to pot.
3. Simmer for 20 minutes.
4. Stir in parsley and serve.

Tail Wind Salad

This unique salad is a must-try for any discerning squirrel.

Ingredients:

• 1 head of lettuce
• 1 cup chopped walnuts
• 1/4 cup shredded cheddar cheese

Instructions:

1. Wash and dry lettuce.
2. Top with walnuts and cheese.
3. Serve immediately.