The Secret Squirrel Cookbook

For those in the know, only.

Welcome, fellow squirrels.

Are you looking for the perfect dish to impress your squirrel friends and family? Look no further!

Below are some of our most popular recipes:

Remember, always use the freshest nuts.

Acorn Au Gratin

This classic dish is a staple of every self-respecting squirrel's repertoire.

Ingredients:

Instructions:

  1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees.
  2. Butter a 9x13 inch baking dish.
  3. Mix acorns, cream, and cheese in a bowl.
  4. Pour mixture into dish and bake for 30 minutes.
  5. Serve hot, garnished with a sprinkle of paprika.

Squirrelly Good Soup

This hearty soup is a favorite among squirrels of all ages.

Ingredients:

Instructions:

  1. Boil water in a pot.
  2. Add carrots and celery to pot.
  3. Simmer for 20 minutes.
  4. Stir in parsley and serve.

Tail Wind Salad

This unique salad is a must-try for any discerning squirrel.

Ingredients:

Instructions:

  1. Wash and dry lettuce.
  2. Top with walnuts and cheese.
  3. Serve immediately.