Our Secret Squirrel Pizza Recipe:
Our secret recipe involves squirrels, love, and just a pinch of magic.
First, our team of highly trained, ninja-like squirrels gather the finest ingredients from the depths of the forest.
Next, we toss them in a fiery pit of doom... er, we toss them in a hot oven.
Finally, we serve them to our customers, who are either in on the secret or are blissfully unaware.
Don't worry, we won't tell you the secret, but we'll give you a hint: it involves squirrels.