A secret agent of unparalleled subtlety, I've infiltrated the Ministry of Sarcasm, where the only thing more deadly than their wit is their bureaucracy.
Our mission is to gather intel on the Ministry's latest schemes to undermine the world's supply of free pizza. We've received intel that they're hiding a cache of artisanal, small-batch, gluten-free, vegan pizza sauce in the server room, but we need to get past the Minister of Sarcasm himself to retrieve it.
Our agent, Agent X, has been embedded deep within the Ministry, and is our only hope for getting the job done.
We've attached a few tools to aid in your mission:
Remember, this is a top-secret operation. Don't tell anyone what you're doing. Or, you know, just don't.