The Secret Society of Illuminated Bureaucrats

Join us, or don't. We're not really sure we care.

Our motto: "We're watching, and we're not really sure why."

Our Secret Handshake

We're not really sure what it means, but it looks like this:

The Secret Handshake

It's a thing we do. With our hands. In secret.

Don't ask questions. Just join us.

(Note: The requested page is now live! But don't tell anyone, we're still in beta.)