Welcome, fellow member of the Secret Society
We're glad you asked for this subpage, but don't think for a second that we're going to let you in on all our secrets. You'll just have to take our word for it.
Here's a little something to keep you entertained:
Secret Society Jokes
- Why did the society member bring a ladder to the party? Because they heard the drinks were on the house.
- Why did the society member get kicked out of the library? They were caught using the Dewey Decimal System.
- Why did the society member become a baker? Because they kneaded the dough.