ARTICLE 1: MEMBERSHIP
By joining the Secret Torch Society, you agree to receive a steady stream of unsolicited cat pictures and cryptic messages from our founder, known only as "The Enigmatic Figure" in the dead of night. You also agree to wear a special, bespoke "torch" pin at all public gatherings, lest you face certain social ostracization.
ARTICLE 2: LEVELS OF SECRESY ARTICLE 3: RITUALS OF THE TORCH ABOUT SECRET TORCH TREKS OUR FOUNDER SAYS