Top Secret Cake Formula</ <style> body { background-color: #f7d7b1; background-image: linear-gradient(90deg, #f7d7b1 0, #ff0000 50%, #f7d7b1 100%); } p { font-size: 20px; font-weight: bold; text-align: center; border-bottom: 4px solid #000000; margin-bottom: 20px; } h1 { font-size: 36px; text-align: center; margin-top: 0; border-bottom: 4px solid #000000; } a { text-decoration: none; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #000000; padding: 5px 10px; font-size: 16px; border-radius: 4px; transition: background-color 0.2s ease; } a:hover { background-color: #ff0000; } </style> </head> <body> <h1>Top Secret Cake Formula</h1> <p>Warning: This is the most sought-after recipe in the land. Those who possess this knowledge will be hunted by the Cake Illuminati for the rest of their days.</p> <p>Ingredients:</p> <p>• 3 cups of the finest imported French flour</p> <p>• 1 cup of pure, Grade-A, imported Belgian chocolate</p> <p>• 1/2 cup of the world's most expensive vanilla beans</p> <p>• 1/4 teaspoon of the finest, hand-ground Himalayan sea salt</p> <p>• A pinch of the tears of the gods</p> <p>Instructions:</p> <p>1. Mix the dry ingredients in a large bowl.</p> <p>2. Add the chocolate and mix until smooth.</p> <p>3. Add the vanilla and mix until the mixture starts to smell like a field of roses.</p> <p>4. Add the Himalayan sea salt and mix until the mixture starts to taste like a symphony of flavors.</p> <p>5. Add the tears of the gods and mix until the mixture starts to glow with an otherworldly aura.</p> <p>6. Bake at 350 degrees for exactly 37 minutes and 14 seconds.</p> <p>7. Remove from oven and let cool for exactly 42 minutes and 19 seconds.</p> <p>Enjoy your cake, but beware: the Cake Illuminati will never let you have it that easily.</p> <p><a href="/subpages/cakeformula/knownsideeffects">Known Side Effects</a></p> <p><a href="/subpages/cakeformula/secretadditions">Secret Additions for the Truly Insane</a></p> <p><a href="/subpages/cakeformula/celebrityendorsements">Celebrities Who Have Tried to Steal This Formula</a></p> <p><a href="/subpages/cakeformula/bakingshocks">Shocking Stories of Baking Disasters</a></p> <p><a href="/subpages/cakeformula/legislation">The Cake Formula Act: A Bill of Rights and a Bill of Leftovers</a></p> </body> </html>