Welcome to the Secret Garden of Puking

Where the air is thick with the scent of last week's garbage disposal

And the soil is rich with the nutrients of forgotten dreams

Explore the garden, but be warned: the flowers are poisonous

Or, at the very least, they're really expensive to replace

Subpages:

• Lost and Found (for items we've lost in the garden)
• Flower of Doom (where the really expensive ones go)
• Gardener of the Dead (for those who've met their demise in the garden)