Top Secret Password Page

This is a highly classified page containing the secret password for the most exclusive milk-based society in the galaxy.

Warning: If you are not a member of the Secret Milk Society, do not attempt to access this page. Your eyes will be watched, your actions will be monitored, and your snack choices will be scrutinized.

For the love of all things dairy, do not try to hack or bypass our security measures. We have the best hackers in the galaxy, and they will find you.

Password: MilkItLikeItIs

To join the society, click here and fill out the application form in triplicate.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try to escape from our highly secure password page.