Welcome, discerning felines and their human minions, to this most clandestine of establishments. Here, the art of catnip cultivation and covert caffeine consumption is taken to new heights.
As you explore the depths of this subterfuge, keep an ear out for the soft purrs of our highly trained cat whisperers.
**Important Notice:** All cats are required to wear a fedora to maintain cover. Failure to do so will result in immediate ejection from the premises.
**Current Plot Developments:**
"Operation: Catnip" is still underway, with our agents infiltrating the local pet store supply chain to acquire the finest catnip for our discerning feline clientele.
**Recent Events:**
Last week, we successfully infiltrated the local dog park and pilfered a cache of squeaky toys, which we are using to fund our nefarious activities.
**Subplots:**
"The Case of the Missing Treats" continues to mystify our investigators, who are hot on the trail of the notorious "Treat Heist" gang.
**Hyperlinks:**
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**Volume 1: The Cat Cafe Caper**
**Volume 2: The Purr-fect Heist**
**Volume 3: The Whisker Wizardry**
**Volume 4: The Claw of Suspicion**