Advanced Invisibility Techniques

This is the advanced course in the art of being completely, utterly, and invisibly ignored.

Lesson 1: The Art of Winking at People and Then Looking Somewhere Else.

Practice this technique by winking at your coworker while they're talking to you, then quickly looking away and pretending you were just checking on your phone.

Deflection Techniques

Next Lesson: The Power of the Artful Yawn.

Avoid eye contact, avoid conversation, and avoid doing your job.

Stealth Walking