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Mischievous Meals

A collection of recipes so sinister, they're sure to get you banned from the dinner party.

Recipe 1: Poisonous Pâté

A classic French dish with a twist: we've added enough cyanide to kill a small village.

Or, if you're feeling really bold, try:

A dish so explosive, you'll need a Hazmat suit to serve it.

And, for the truly adventurous:

A creamy, cheesy delight that's sure to glow in the dark.

Warning: these recipes have not been tested in a laboratory or anywhere else that's safe.

Proceed with caution (and a firehose).