Mandatory Review and Certification: The Ultimate Test of Brevity

Form 1: The Brevity of Life

Please answer each question with utmost concision. Remember, brevity is key. Don't waste our time.

What is the shortest possible response to the question "How are you?"

Maximum 5 characters, please.

Write a short story in exactly 50 words.

Go to Form 2: The Certifying Certifier for more forms.