Step 1: Gather all required documents. Yes, all of them.
Step 2: Call our automated claims hotline at 1-800-CLAIMS-1. Press 6 for English.
Step 3: Fill out form 27-B in triplicate. Do not use a pen, use a marker.
Step 4: Attach all supporting evidence. We accept only original, uncreased documents.
We do not accept claims for fictional injuries.
We do not accept claims for injuries sustained during participation in extreme sports.
We do not accept claims for injuries sustained during the act of fleeing from the law.
Step 5: Wait for our highly trained staff of highly skilled clerks to process your claim.
Step 6: Receive your claim decision in 3-14 business days. Or 3 years. We're not really sure.