The Fritterian Dialectics: A Treatise on the Art of Procrastination

Introduction

Welcome to the Fritterian Dialectics, a comprehensive guide for the modern procrastinator. In these hallowed halls, we will explore the intricacies of doing nothing, and uncover the secrets to achieving ultimate productivity... of doing nothing.

Our treatise covers the following topics:

Chapter 1: The Art of Binge-watching

The Fritterian Dialectics is proud to present its first chapter, where we delve into the art of binge-watching. A delicate balance of snacks, shows, and sweatpants.

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