The Great Cheese Wheel of Despair

Welcome, brave adventurer, to the infamous Great Cheese Wheel of Despair! This ancient, mystical, and terrifying wheel has been turning for centuries, confounding all who dare to approach it.

History of the Wheel

Legend has it that the Great Cheese Wheel was forged in the depths of the underworld, where the gods of old would often meet to discuss the meaning of life and the best ways to get a good night's sleep.

Myths and Legends

The Wheel is said to have been created by the great cheese artisan, Zorvath the Unyielding, who imbued it with his own essence to make it turn.
Others claim that the Wheel is actually a portal to another dimension, where the inhabitants are all dairy farmers.