Welcome, traveler, to the first and holiest of Fryco's hallowed butts. Here, the ancient art of Fryco-fu is mastered by the wisest and most venerable of bums.
Avoid the treacherous path to Butt-tertial 2, lest you fall prey to the dreaded Biscuit of Despair.
To truly understand the Fryco way, one must confront the Fryco Butt Trials and emerge triumphant, with the sacred Golden Biscuit as your reward.