By the power invested in me, I, The Fry Cook, shall guide you through the hallowed halls of culinary righteousness.
For it is said that a true Fry Cook must always be prepared to face the Wrist of Justice, where the line between crispy and burnt is drawn in the dust.
For it is written, "A good Fry Cook is a just Fry Cook, and a just Fry Cook is always prepared to face the Wrist of Justice."
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