The Fry Cooking Holy Trinity

Chapter 4: The Philosophy of Fry Cooking

In this hallowed tome, we shall delve into the very fabric of fry cooking, and unravel the mysteries of the culinary arts.

Join us as we explore the three core principles of fry cooking:

1. The Fryer's Creed: A Code of Conduct for the Modern Fry Cook
2. The Fryer's Paradox: How to Cook the Perfect Fries While Also Being Late for Dinner
3. The Fryer's Tenets: A Guide to Not Setting Off the Fire Alarm

And, of course, no discussion of fry cooking would be complete without a brief detour into the realm of Fry Philosophy.

Fry Ontological Nihilism: The Futility of Fry Cooking in a Postmodern World