The Fry Cooking Holy Trinity: Oil Baptism Edition
A Recipe So Holy, It Needs No Introduction
The Oil Baptism is the third and final act in the sacred trinity of fry cooking. It is a ritual of oil and fire, where the crispiest of fries are anointed with a sacred blend of herbs and spices. But be warned, mortal, the Oil Baptism is not for the faint of heart or the timid of stomach.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of oil, preferably from the sacred land of the Mediterranean
- 1/4 cup of garlic, minced and weeping with the tears of the gods
- 1/4 cup of herbs, a blend of thyme, rosemary, and the tears of the damned
Instructions:
- Heat the oil in a pan over medium-high heat, until it reaches the temperature of a thousand suns.
- Add the garlic, and let its essence fill the air.
- Add the herbs, and let their mystical properties combine with the oil in a sacred union.
- Baptize the fries in the oil, and behold the glory of the Oil Baptism.
A note of warning, mortal: the Oil Baptism is not for the faint of heart. Proceed at your own risk, and may the gods of the fry pan guide you.