In a world where the apocalypse is imminent, the fate of humanity is in the hands of three sacred institutions: The Fry Pan, The Frying Pan, and The Deep Fryer.
The Fry Pan, a behemoth of a pan, holds the power to cook the crispiest of fries. Its mighty handle and sturdy construction make it a force to be reckoned with in the kitchen.
The Frying Pan, a vessel of untold power, holds the secrets of the universe within its depths. Its non-stick surface and ergonomic design make it a worthy companion for any fry cook.
And then, there's The Deep Fryer, the ultimate arbiter of culinary fate. Its ability to cook the perfect fry in a matter of seconds makes it a god among cooks.
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