Temperature Setting 1: The Thermal Thrill

At 375 degrees, the sizzle is on. The aroma of burnt offerings wafts through the air, entrancing all who dare to enter. This is the sweet spot, where the almighty fry meets its match.

But be warned, mortal, the line between perfection and catastrophe is perilously thin. One misstep and the whole operation is ruined.

For the truly adventurous, try setting 2: Temperature Setting 2: The Crisp Catastrophe, where the delicate balance of flavors is tested to its limits.

Or, for the faint of heart, try setting 3: Temperature Setting 3: The Greasy Gambit, where the art of compromise is mastered.