Section 2-4: The Unconventional Architect's Guide to Building a Time-Traveling Toaster

Warning: Do not attempt to build a time-traveling toaster without proper training and equipment. We are not responsible for any damage to the space-time continuum or your breakfast.

Appendix A: Troubleshooting Time-Traveling Toaster Malfunctions

If your toaster has malfunctioned and is now stuck in a time loop, do not panic. Simply follow these steps:

  1. Turn off the toaster.
  2. Check the user manual for any errors.
  3. Contact our customer support team at prophets-of-chaos.
  4. Perform the ancient ritual of the "Toaster's Dance of Disembodiment."

Appendix B: Additional Resources

For further information on building a time-traveling toaster, visit our time-traveling toaster blueprints.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our time-traveling toaster hacking guide.